Lol its probably in a Lang file. I went through all of those just to make sure they were saying the right thing... Um, also when I go to my profile and try clicking on other tabs it doesnt show them... it goes to the right url I think, but the page stays the same. Just thought you might like to know.
Oh thats too bad, has it really been that hard on you? Anyway I apologize for having to get you into this kind of trouble. The transition from procedural to object oriented PHP is inevitable though since the development of this script will be impossible once it becomes feature-rich but with spaghetti code. I hope your site will get fixed soon.
Oh changing banners with seasons or events. I remember the designer Nyxi was once looking for a PHP script that changes graphics and other aspects of the sites with season/time. It was a quite interesting discovery.
Bringing fantasy to life, sounds quite interesting and I wish you good luck accomplishing this.